16. Candidate for a Job as Choirmaster

Merton Throgwhistle was a professional church organist, and he hoped his musical skills would be useful in Heaven.  He asked Saint Peter, “Is it true they play Bach’s organ music here?”

“Oh yes!”

Mr. Throgwhistle looked thoroughly satisfied. He quickly became smug and started acting ingratiating.  “Tell me,” he asked, “What piece of music do you like best?”

“Oh, my personal favorite is Louis Armstrong doing “Heebie Jeebies.”

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